Thursday, January 25, 2007

Dogs In Church

This past Sunday a couple visitors brought their dog to church. The dog apparently enjoys worship, so they took their dog with them and found an empty seat on the front row of the 11 a.m. service. The dog didn't have a leash or a crate. The owners would hold the dog, set it down on the seat next to them, and occasionally loose control of it. I think it spent most of the service on the carpet close to where our pastor was valiantly preaching while trying not to be distracted.

I was tempted to "boot" the dog from the church -- but apparently some are more gracious than I am and consented to their canine friend. Still, I felt the dog was extremely distracting. I was especially outraged to watch it urinate in our foyer. The dog owners dabbed up the urine with a napkin before exiting the building.

We now have a "service dogs only" policy for our auditorium. If they come back, the dog may have to take a nap in their car.

This has been an issue in churches for about 100 years. Check out this article that I found:
The Gonzales Inquirer, May 6, 1882
DOGS IN CHURCH

After calm deliberation and mature judgment, we have reached the decided opinion that it does not improve the morals, and elevate the manners of dogs, to have them attend church, and we are positive that nothing is added to the comfort of the worshipers by their presence.

In fact we believe that church-going dogs are the most depraved of the canine family. They generally consider it the time and place to show their [pugnacity] and animosity to the rest of the gang that have congregated there. They make themselves at home in a manner that is supremely exasperating to average mortality.

The manner in which one of the well-trained ones can march up the aisle and scornfully survey the rest of the congregation would make a Texas legislator almost weep for envy.

The difficulties between the canines are generally adjusted in the middle of the church, and all other proceedings are generally brought to a close until the settlement is reached, and each one will resent an invitation to leave as a personal insult.

They seem to know that the bipeds are restrained by the laws from creating a disturbance and imagine that they have the right to run affairs to suit themselves.

Any town cur who is in the habit of attending church is as ambitious of being noticed as any politician in the country, and will play as many disagreeable tricks to gain the designed end.

One of the most harrowing methods is to plant himself in front of you, stare into your face with fiendish delight, and vigorously use his hind foot in scattering enough vermin on you to keep you thoroughly entertained during the rest of the services.

A few Sundays since one of the meeting house canines, after sliding up and down the aisle some forty times, walking into the stand and endeavoring to gaze the minister out of countenance, and performing all the other diabolical pranks that his abominable instinct could suggest.

Finding that he was not attracting that attention which his villainous heart longed for, raised his bristles looked savagely in the face at a lady near him and commenced barking in a manner that would almost render you frantic.

There were only five out last Sunday, but that was enough, and they made themselves felt, seen and heard. As members of a congregation assembled for religious worship, dogs are a decided failure.

We have never been able to appreciate dogs anyway, unless they were ornamented with a sardine box and earnestly and solemnly hunting for solitude and rest.


There is also a new law being considered that would allow dogs to go to bars with their owners here in Washington. You can view the Seattle Times article HERE.

At what point are people going too far?

2 comments:

Tim Oas said...

I know our dog is not welcome at church. hehe.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing Matt. Quite funny. Reminded me of the hot summer day when the very well endowed 18 y.o. female came to church in her very very skimpy bikini. She was a guest. The decision was made to offer her a blanket and she stayed till the end of the service, happily robed. MW